Joke #21458
Q: If it annoys you, you nuke it. What is it? A: A dead smelly baby. -~- Tags: baby
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After his wife had a baby, Michael Jackson asked the doctor when it would be OK to have sex again. The doctor told him he should wait until the kid was at least 12 or 13 years old. -~- Tags: baby,...
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Q: What’s brown, bubbling, and knocking on a window? A: A black baby in the microwave. -~- Tags: baby, black, brown, window
View ArticleAnti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22119
Barney is a dinosaur who just died yesterday. We stuffed his body in a card board box and sent it. Who did we send it to? We sent it to baby bop. Baby Bop threw up and now we’ll have to clean it up!...
View ArticleYou have $2. Do you have enough to buy a sand toy?
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View ArticleLovely Text Message #22444: Dee -> davepoobond
I got a text message from some random number. So, as I usually like to have fun with these kinds of things, the following ensues: – Dee: Marcel? It’s dee davepoobond: Hey baby what’s up how you doin...
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This Baby Can Take Temperatures of Up to 9000 Degrees
-~- Tags: baby, frog, microwave, Star Fox 64
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If your car has an air bag, you should use your seat belt:
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Find out who’s DNA it is. Advantages would be that we would know who that person would be if you got their DNA, and bad would be that the babies lose blood. A different organism becomes one by...
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paorbmeim – n. a diaper that is made to look like pants for a suit so that a baby can wear a suit -~- Tags: baby, diaper, noun, paorbmeim
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osangreli – n. a very expensive suit for a baby -~- Tags: baby, noun, osangreli, suit
View ArticleHate Mail #24562
From: Joel D. Date: 01/05/07 Subject: Ur website!!! Message: Hey mate i dont no wat the fuck is with ur jokes but their shit. their not even racist ya dumb shit. ur a messed up mother fucker to be...
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Q: How do you fit 600 dead babies into a trunk? A: A blender. Q: How do you get 600 dead babies out of the trunk? A: Doritos. -~- Tags: baby, blender, dead
View ArticleHate Mail #24704
Submitted through the Fan Mail submission form. Maybe ironically? – This form was submitted: Mar 21 2007 / 21:33:57 name = SKREW YOU fanmail = SKREW YOUR SITE. THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT DEAD BABIES...
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Submitted through the Quicky Joke submission form. – This form was submitted: Jan 24 2008 / 12:28:19 name = Your Nana email = use_email = no qjoke = WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN TO PRECIOUS, FRAGILE,...
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